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Hello! I'm Ashe, Canadian teen extraordinaire, whose talents include eating a whole bag of popcorn by myself and being able to tell what flavour a popsicle is through its wrapping.
Sep

kk123-art-blog:

I am getting extreme deja vu with this piece

may do a bunch of snake drags

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I can’t pay you, because I just had new parquet flooring done in my house. That already cost a lot.
An e-mail from a client that I hope will be permissible in our upcoming court case (via clientsfromhell)    
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Sep

clientsfromhell:

I had a project designing wedding invitations for a client and his very religious wife-to-be. They very clean cut - they explained there would be no alcohol at the wedding and hoped I could (subtly) include that information in the invitation. They explained it was for moral reasons and I didn’t inquire further. 

Later, I was at a bar when I saw my client.

Making out with a man.

I don’t think his fiancée knew. 

#WOW
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yasmastah:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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artbymoga:

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

God dammit people tag your porn!

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littlesoldierbucky:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

also a couple hufflepuffs have a few mobile hotspots set up now in the front :)

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sophmoreslump:

fvesos:

I never thought I’d ever read anything as miraculous as this

I LITERALLY KNOW HIM HE’S MY FRIENDS BROTHER THIS 100% TRUE I REMEMBER IT HAPPENING

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If you were a book
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.
(via dare-you-to-love-me)    
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Sep

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

i love this dog

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Sep

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

#me
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