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Sway with the wind
Hello! I'm Ashe, Canadian teen extraordinaire, whose talents include eating a whole bag of popcorn by myself and being able to tell what flavour a popsicle is through its wrapping.
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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

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Sep

elf-of-lorien:

darklittlefaun:

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.

i want the one ring…of catnip

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Sep

basedwhalegod:

Greed; one of the seven deadly sins,
Many gonna enter, few gonna win.

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Sep

awwww-cute:

Opened my curtains to this, needless to say, we were both shocked

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Sep

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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Sep

artistimistic:

You think bisexuality and pansexuality is real and that people with this sexuality aren’t indecisive “sluts” who want to sleep with everyone. My mom told me to my face that bisexuals just wanted to have a bunch of sex with everyone.

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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Sep

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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Sep

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

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Sep

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

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Sep

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Sep

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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Sep

teawithaview:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

This sounds like the start of a YA romance story

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